Fire up your DVRs kids, it’s TV watching time. Fall shows start returning tonight and my little TV-loving heart couldn’t be more pleased. Per usual, there will be a major log jam on Thursday nights. When you have to resort to four different recording/viewing methods in a two-hour span, you have to think the TV gods are just fucking with you. There are other nights of the week, people. Spread the love. Speaking of love, the only thing more fun than watching TV is comparing notes with other TV watchers. So, let’s see it. I’ll show you my fall schedule if you show me yours.Vampire Diaries, tonight, CW
I might be the only person here who let out a little squeal when Nina Dobrev jumped out like a cat to join the big Emmy opening number. She is lovely as nice human girl Elena, but bring on the year of the Kat. I’m a sucker for badass vampire chicks. Sucker, see what I did there?
Nikita, tonight, CW
My, Maggie Q, what stretchy stretchy pants you have. Suddenly, Q is my favorite letter in the alphabet.
House, Sept. 20, Fox
I stopped watching last season. And Olivia Wilde isn’t even going to be around for much of the beginning of this year. But I still included it because it totally looks like Thirteen is copping a feel of Cuddy’s ass.
Chuck, Sept. 20, NBC
How come I never get seated next to someone who looks like Yvonne StraHOTski?
Glee, Sept. 21, Fox
Jane Freaking Lynch. Enough said. OK, fine, also Brittana.
Now, really, enough said.
Criminal Minds, Sept. 22, CBS
I can’t believe they’re getting rid of A.J. Cook. But her love of Paget Brewster will live on forever in femslash.
Modern Family, Sept. 22, ABC
I don’t know if Sofia Vergara and Julie Bowen ever got over their feud, but I also don’t care as long as they keep bringing the LOLs. And the Hot.
30 Rock, Sept. 23, NBC
Oh, Tina. Hold me.
CSI, Sept. 23, CBS
That little lesbian Justin Bieber is in the season premiere. But Starbuck is joining the team starting in November sweeps. Katee Sackhoff and Jorja Fox fan fiction, please. And if you’re feeling really naughty, Marg Helgenberger can come and play, too.
Bones, Sept. 23, Fox
I hate Emily Deschanel’s new bangs. There, I said it.
Fringe, Sept 23, Fox
Like House, I stopped watching Fringe last season. But Alternate Universe Olivia Dunham is pinging the hell out of my gaydar.
I mean, that belt.
Body of Proof, Sept. 24, ABC
My hopes aren’t super high for this show, but Dana Delany and Jeri Ryan are at least worth a look. Or two.
I might be the only person here who let out a little squeal when Nina Dobrev jumped out like a cat to join the big Emmy opening number. She is lovely as nice human girl Elena, but bring on the year of the Kat. I’m a sucker for badass vampire chicks. Sucker, see what I did there?Nikita, tonight, CW
My, Maggie Q, what stretchy stretchy pants you have. Suddenly, Q is my favorite letter in the alphabet.House, Sept. 20, Fox
I stopped watching last season. And Olivia Wilde isn’t even going to be around for much of the beginning of this year. But I still included it because it totally looks like Thirteen is copping a feel of Cuddy’s ass.Chuck, Sept. 20, NBC
How come I never get seated next to someone who looks like Yvonne StraHOTski?Glee, Sept. 21, Fox
Jane Freaking Lynch. Enough said. OK, fine, also Brittana.Now, really, enough said.
Criminal Minds, Sept. 22, CBS
I can’t believe they’re getting rid of A.J. Cook. But her love of Paget Brewster will live on forever in femslash.Modern Family, Sept. 22, ABC
I don’t know if Sofia Vergara and Julie Bowen ever got over their feud, but I also don’t care as long as they keep bringing the LOLs. And the Hot.30 Rock, Sept. 23, NBC
Oh, Tina. Hold me.CSI, Sept. 23, CBS
That little lesbian Justin Bieber is in the season premiere. But Starbuck is joining the team starting in November sweeps. Katee Sackhoff and Jorja Fox fan fiction, please. And if you’re feeling really naughty, Marg Helgenberger can come and play, too.Bones, Sept. 23, Fox
I hate Emily Deschanel’s new bangs. There, I said it.Fringe, Sept 23, Fox
Like House, I stopped watching Fringe last season. But Alternate Universe Olivia Dunham is pinging the hell out of my gaydar.I mean, that belt.
Body of Proof, Sept. 24, ABC
My hopes aren’t super high for this show, but Dana Delany and Jeri Ryan are at least worth a look. Or two.Yes, I realize Grey’s Anatomy is missing from this list. (*whispers*) I don’t watch. But I am happy to YouTube the Calzona bits later. And yes, Parks & Recreation is missing, too. But that’s because it doesn’t premiere until midseason. (*single tear*) OK, so, let’s see it. How will you be abusing your DVR – or VCR, if you like to kick it old school – this fall season?
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