Vacation Vixen: Michelle Rodriguez

Is it bad that my first thought when I saw this was,“I wonder how many ladies have woken to find her in their kitchen?”

Vacation Vixen: Nancy McKeon

If you didn’t crush on Jo at some point in your childhood then I question your sexuality.

Vacation Vixen: Padma Lakshmi

No chefbian on “Top Chef” this season. But we’ll always have out (wow, totally Freudian typo) our mmm, Padma, mmm.

UPDATE: What the hell, Tracey mentioned raising her girlfriend's kid on the show last night. Dude, Bravo lied to me. Looks like we have a chefbian after all.

Vacation Vixen: Jessica Biel

This movie was awful. Jessica Biel in this tank top was awesome.

Vacation Vixen: Elizabeth Mitchell

It’s shots like this that makes me really wish I’d watched “Lost.”

Vacation Vixen: Karen Gillan

I gave Heather endless shit about lusting after young little Karen Gillan. But then I watched the new “Dr. Who.” Um, yeah. Age is just a number, right?

Vacation Vixen: Salma Hayek

Salma dancing is one of the reasons we were given eyes.