I have a thing for vampires, this is no secret. The fangs, the biting, the immortality. That’s one sexy combo. It helps that lady vampires are being portrayed right now on screen – both big and small – by some very attractive actresses. So with Halloween approaching, I thought we’d pay tribute to these toothsome talents. But why mindlessly ogle when you can make it a cutthroat competition? Let’s sink our teeth into the beautiful bloodsuckers from the three biggest vampire series out currently (“True Blood,” “The Vampire Diaries” and the “Twilight” saga) and see which group tastes the best.TRUE BLOOD
Pam
Hot, blonde and into chicks.
Sophie-Anne
Hot, ginger and into chicks.
Jessica
Hot, ginger and not into chicks, but I would happily spend an eternity trying to convert her.
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
Katherine
Evil, but has a good doppelganger so, you know, kind of the best of both worlds.
Caroline
I like her so much better as a vampire than a human, is that wrong?
Isobel
We all knew Jenny Schecter was a vampire already, this is just more upfront about it.
TWILIGHT
Esme and Alice Cullen
Does the fact that they’re not really mother and daughter makes it any less creepy that I think they make a nice looking couple? OK, still no.
Rosalie
I’m just going to say it, I don’t like Nikki Reed as a blonde.
Jane
Does the fact that her character is, like, 1,000 years old make it any less creepy that she is actually 16? OK, still no.
Pam
Hot, blonde and into chicks.Sophie-Anne
Hot, ginger and into chicks.Jessica
Hot, ginger and not into chicks, but I would happily spend an eternity trying to convert her.THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
Katherine
Evil, but has a good doppelganger so, you know, kind of the best of both worlds.Caroline
I like her so much better as a vampire than a human, is that wrong?Isobel
We all knew Jenny Schecter was a vampire already, this is just more upfront about it.TWILIGHT
Esme and Alice Cullen
Does the fact that they’re not really mother and daughter makes it any less creepy that I think they make a nice looking couple? OK, still no.Rosalie
I’m just going to say it, I don’t like Nikki Reed as a blonde.Jane
Does the fact that her character is, like, 1,000 years old make it any less creepy that she is actually 16? OK, still no.So, which lady vamps do it for you? Who sucks the least, figuratively? Or the most, literally? Yes, I know I went there with all the bad puns. Bite me.
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