
Tricia Helfer
She is going to guest star on “Lie to Me.” Jesus, Tim Roth. First Jennifer Beals now Tricia? Lucky bastard.
Diane Lane
I thought about seeing “Secretariat,” but (spoiler alert) I already know the horse wins. So, um, where’s the suspense in that?
Liv Tyler
I know a lot of people look at her and see an elf queen, but I’ll always see that gal who cavorted with Alicia Silverstone.
Kate Hudson
Proof that every gal looks great with suspenders and a belt chain. Even gals who only really ever made one good movie. (“Almost Famous,” duh.)
Amber Heard
Speaking of good movies, boy, “Drive Angry” does not look like one. But, um, Amber is still pretty – and in 3D.
Emily Haines
I want Emily to dance around in sparkly shirts and fierce boots while filling my heart with joy forever and ever. And if that sparkly top happens to be a tank top, all the better.
Debbie Harry
Debbie doesn’t need to dance around to fill my heart with joy forever and ever. Those cheekbones are more than enough.
Angie Harmon
So much is happening here. A plane. A headset. All that cleavage. I have no idea where this is from. I am completely OK with that. (p.s. You’re reading the Rizzoli & Isles Retro Subtext Recaps, right? Right.)

Diane Lane

Liv Tyler

Kate Hudson

Amber Heard

Emily Haines

Debbie Harry

Angie Harmon

See, best not to over think things.
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