My Weekend Comment

Dear people who hate me yet keep coming back to my site out of masochistic tendencies I do not fully understand:



Insult me all you want. Really go to town. Get creative. Open a thesaurus. Have the time of your life.



I’ve made it my practice to leave the comments section open to everyone without interference. I hardly ever wade in because, again, that’s your space. I get the whole frontpage to blather on and on and – yes – on some more. So say whatever you want about me.



But, please, do not insult my readers. These are just good, intelligent, thoughtful folks who come here in peace seeking discourse, amusement and pictures of hot girls in tank tops. They’ve done nothing different than what you’ve done – read the musings of one gal on the internet who stays up way too late every night and writes way too much about pop culture.



If you want to dislike me, that’s cool. Though I would prefer you not be a dick about it. But leave my readers the fuck alone.



Sincerely,

Ms. Snarker

(a.k.a. Captain Dick Winky McCock-a-saurus Rex)



p.s. Same goes for my friends. Seriously, do not fuck with my friends.